I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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