Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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