I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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