He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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