That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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