I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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