Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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