i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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