What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just want to make out with him forever
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
