For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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