You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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