Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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