I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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