There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Its about making memories worth repressing
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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