It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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