you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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