I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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