My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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