There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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