if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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