too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
