okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
