pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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