Non-Jews are for practice
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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