Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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