After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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