I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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