Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize