I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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