Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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