Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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