I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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