i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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