Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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