I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
