Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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