we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Randomize
