Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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