so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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