At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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