If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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