Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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