K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sober January is a disaster.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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