I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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