Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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