Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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