Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Terrible idea I love it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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