have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
my being single is dangerous.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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