i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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