this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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