we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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