This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
