How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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