When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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