you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
that may or may not have been my penis.
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