i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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