I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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